My journey...
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Lessons from a Cow
All I Need To Know About Life
I Learned From A Cow
Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
Don't cry over spilled milk.
When chewing your cud, remember. . .
There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol and no taste!
The grass is greener
on the other side of the fence.
Turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on. 
It's better to be seen and not herd.
Honour thy fodder and thy mother
and all your udder relatives.
Never take any bull from anybody.
Always let them know who's bossy!
Stepping on cow pies brings good luck.
Black and white is always
an appropriate fashion statement.
Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
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